-Spicy, sweet goodness like this is needed in skin-melting Sacramento heat.-
Okay, for the non-Sacramentans this might be over your head. If you live here or have visited here then you get it. You just do. At the very least, tourists will have a heads-up.
Things you will never hear a Sacramentan say:
1: I have no opinion about the new Kings stadium.
2: We need another Korean restaurant on Folsom.
3: I found free parking in midtown!
4: I'm excited for the new frozen yogurt shop that opened.
5: I love how safe the Amtrak stations are.
6: I feel overwhelmed by the police presence in Arden.
7: 45th street is so god damn filthy.
8: What's crystal meth?
9: I volunteer regularly.
10: Local craft beer? I'm more of a PBR person.
11: There's so much to do here that I never go to The City.
12: I'm just not into Farm to Fork.
13: Yay August!
14: Let's take a walk around South Sac tonight.
15: If I do another half-marathon it will be the death of me.
16: Of course I own a tux.
17: There's no good Farmer's Market near me.
18: Bike friendly!
19: Who the fuck is Patrick Mulvaney?
20: I just don't get what people like about Ginger Elizabeth Chocolates
21: Ugh, Moscow Mules.
22: Let me tell you my secret river spot.
23: I shouldn't have a second Thai iced tea.
24: The east coast can keep their ramps.
25: I understand the theory behind the I-80 and the Business 80.