I was at Borders and overheard (that's putting it lightly considering there was a bit of shouting involved) this.
Child: Mom, can I have some ice cream?
Mom: No, you just had popcorn and candy at the movies.
Child: Mom, you are such a gutterskank!
Mom: WHAT!? What did you say?! Don't you ever say that word! Where did you hear that!?
Child: ...Dad.
And then I died laughing.
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9 comments:
That's so going to be me one day. :)
Ohhh dear. Yeah, that's when Mom gets home and throws a shoe at her husband and he says, "Whaaaa?" Then the yelling ensues! LOL.
Gutterskank? Hahahahah-How funny!
How old was this child?
love. it.
I am SO going to use that word tomorrow!
Cute!
That is THE funniest thing ever!! I'm linking that to my blog!! Thanks for sharing that!!
Ahhhh, kids. So precious.
...snicker...
....*suppressed chuckle*.....
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BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA
omg. Love this.
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