I also bought Eat Beast an electric auto feeder. Why, you ask? Well he has decided that his morning feeding time should be 4:30 am. Should I refuse he will meow, scratch the door, the walls, and knock shit over. I had to get my cell out from under the fridge this morning. There is no stopping him. Thus the electric feeder will feed him in the morning and save me stress and the daily decision of strangling him to death or showing mercy. Mercy is the usual choice since at this godforsaken time of day I am lazy and tired. Last night he got so hungry and imaptient he also a WHOLE bag of craanberries. I mean, I can't even do that.
EAT BEAST'S FOOD DECIMATION THUS FAR:
- 1 chopped onion
- 2 jalepenos
- 1 bag of cranberries
- 1 bag of wheat bread
- 1 bagel
- unknown number of tortilla chips
- some chopped carrot
Mace: "This bowl is empty! Where's my fucking dinner?!"