I actually had this
"How do you get the papers to stick to the cupcakes?"
"The paper part. How did you make them stick to the cupcakes so you can hold them without getting all gunky?"
"Um, they're baked in the papers."
"The paper doesn't catch fire in the oven?"
"No. How did you think it was done?"
"I though you just made a really big cake and then used a cookie cutter to make them, then wrapped them up."
*blank stare* "No."
"Wow, must be one fancy oven you have!"
I didn't talk to anyone else that day, out of raw fear that there might be more of them out there.