*rubbing my temples in frustration*

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

To whomever stole my wallet: I hope when you eventually go to jail, you get rectally abused with a broomstick by your new cell mate, Thud, as he makes you his prison bitch.

On a similar note, I haven't been cooking or going out to eat or anything because I am dealing with the loss of my identity. You really don't exist without bank cards, driver's ID, and your social security card (yeah, I had just moved, it wasn't out of my wallet yet). Wouldn't a chip placed in my neck like the cats have been easier?

Just anything I write right now just isn't coming out, and my energy is mostly spent dealing with covering bases. We'll get back on track soon, I promise. Just as soon as this is taken care of.

Thanks for your understanding.


  1. ooh! so sorry that happened to you! best wishes for a speedy recovery (of your identity).

  2. You must feel so violated. I had my house broken into once and I was never the same again. It sucks the big one. I hope the wanker gets a right royal room mate in prison. Chin Up, pity we can't flog criminals anymore ............

  3. Geez... I've had that happen once before, and it is a real nightmare trying to get everything straightened out.

    Good luck running through all the red tape.

  4. "Wouldn't a chip placed in my neck like the cats have be easier?"


    I'm so sorry to hear that your wallet got stolen, but I'm glad to see no one can took your sense of humor.

  5. You poor thing. And after all the moving hassle... well. This just means that you've gotten the bad stuff out of the way, so there is lots of good stuff to come.


  6. good for you for speaking of this here. it means you're reaching out & letting us in!

    I agree wholeheartedly with "I'm glad to see no one took your sense of humor."!!

    take all the time you need! but don't forget to eat delicious food.

    It's the best revenge.

  7. I'm sure you already know this, but just in case: if you place a fraud alert on your file with any of the credit agencies, it will get picked up by the other ones too. I think it lasts a year.

    I know this from personal experience since my wallet apparently hates me and likes to get lost at least once a year.

  8. Never fun! Hope it all sorts out soon and they catch the person in question!

  9. I hope they find the jerk...
    Take care and I hope you are back to feeling normal soon.

  10. Hey Garrett, sorry I'm a little behind on my blog cruising and I just read this. I hope that they were simply idiots who were after easily accessible cash and not looking to hijack your SS number or other such info.

    As annoying and anger-inducing this is in the moment, I shall still say, "this too shall pass." I'll wait quietly for that to happen so that I may once again look forward to my morning ritual of getting a wad of paper towels and sitting down in front of my computer. NO NOT FOR THAT REASON YOU PERVERT!!! The towels are to wipe up the slobber that accumulates on my desk after reading Vanilla Garlic. Sheesh.

    Best to you!!!

  11. I'm so, so sorry that happened to you. I would be EXTREMELY upset too. Someone once broke into my car and it gave me a sour view on people for awhile. But, to lose my wallet or purse would be horrible. Hang in there!


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